Now that’s not a question you expect to be asked at five past nine on a Monday morning. Come to think of it, it’s not the sort of question I’d expect whatever the time of day!
But this morning I spoke to a lovely lady who sounded just like Catherine Tate’s Nan (without the expletives, thankfully), who was desperate to find a supplier of plastic pants.
So I had a quick look on the Good Access Guide while trying to track down plastic pants. Being very aware of the sensitive nature of the subject I was very careful about what I said. This is how our conversation went:
Nan: (You’ll have to add the London accent yourself) I want some plastic pants. Mind you, you sound too young to know what I’m talking about. You’ll have to ask your mother, sonny.
Me: OK, I’ll just have a look for you…
Nan: We used to have these things years ago. Big buggers they were. They had straps to go round your legs, a big flap down below and high enough up your midriff to give Simon Cowell a run for his money…
Me: (deperately searching for suppliers…) Ah, here are some companies that may be able to help…
Nan: We used to wear them about the house when we was doing the housework…
Me: (getting worried now) Really…
Nan: Used to work wonders if you were trying to lose weight…
Me: If you’d like to take down the… details.
Nan: Oh, what a lovely young man you are. The girls will be happy if I can get my hands on these plastic pants.
So there you have it. We list suppliers of ‘plastic pants’ under Continence Care on the Good Access Guide.
But it seems that if you can get the right sort they can also act as an aid to losing weight!
This is a true story… I kid you not.




Access Auditors Ltd, the company behind the Good Access Guide, has just picked up a prestigious award from 